About Beth
I am a freelance writer, based in Pittsburgh, PA, specializing in science and technical topics. Yes, I am available for new writing projects! what could be more sexy than a sexy prostitute?
Halloween is coming up! We females have a wide range of costumes to choose from! Well, actually, a lot of costume catalogs sound like lists of words that really, really don't need to appear after "Sexy". For example...
- Sexy Ninja
- Sexy Gangster
- Sexy Construction Worker (gives new meaning to "cone bra")
- Sexy Taxi Driver
- Sexy Referee
- Sexy Librarian
- Sexy Border Crossing Guard
- Sexy Nun
- Sexy Insect
- Sexy Robin (yes, I do mean Batman's sidekick)
- Sexy Building
- Terrible pun alert: Sexy Firefighter, the "Fire Fox"
- ...and, of course, everyone's favorite, the Sexy Prostitute.
There's also a Beth costume but I don't think they got me right at all. "Beth’s costume features her big blonde wig, with a black dress and dark sunglasses. The costume also includes handcuffs, a necklace, and a knife with leg strap."
Best of all: Lydia the Tattooed Lady. I don't see that they remembered the ships on her hips though.
To clothes/shoes by Beth on
2006-10-03.
Also submitted for your approval, the "cute n cuddly" NINJA
http://www.clicket.com/images/11637.jpg
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Halloween is more fun when you're a kid and your costume options don't involve innuendo. (And you still have a metabolism that lets you eat candy).
um can we get any more messed up?